Seriously weird array of symptoms?

Hi! Im a medical student. These symptons are not normal but they do fit some rare diseases and infections. You should ask a doctor because this may a STI(Sexually Tranmitted Infection). Even if your not sexually active you can still get these from sharing razors and only very very very rarely from toilets. If you do feel uncomfortable it is normal but your help may be at risk so talk to your parents and go to a doctor because these things can be cured.